Bablu: Man, I am very tensed.

pappu: What happened?

Bablu: Man, my wife told me to make you a better person!

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teacher: Pappu, why do you always eat chocolate?

pappu: Sir, because I get chocolate, and I don't have any other job!

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Child: Mom, I want a gift.

Mummy: What gift do you want?

Child: Papa's smartphone!

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Wife: Why don't you ever give me flowers?

Husband: Because you are already blooming!

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pappu: Sir, I bought a new mobile.

teacher: What happened to the old mobile?

pappu: Sir, I threw it in the trash!

Funny Jokes: Why are you cooking?