Boy – Why do you girls take so much tension?
Girl – Because we take tension on everything!
Boy – then don't take tension!
Girl – Look no, now there is tension not taking tension! 
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Golu – man, my girlfriend left me!
Molu – Why?
Golu – Because I started to make him look smarter!
Molu – When did this happen?
Golu – When he saw me with another girl!
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Doctor – How to break your bone?
Santa – wife started going to her maternal home, I jumped up and danced and fell!
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Baba – Stop wandering if you want peace of mind!
Pappu – But Baba, wife does not let wandering!
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Smoggy – Brother, just take my photo!
Photographer – Yes, where to pull?
Smoggy – If you can pull it for free, then pull, otherwise let it be!
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Husband – you know, how handsome I was before marriage!
Wife – Yes, but after marriage I changed you!
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Golu – My neighbors burns with me!
Pappu – Why?
Golu – Because whenever I go to his house, his wife says – “Well, you have come!”
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Teacher – Why do you come to school late every day?
Child – Because there is a board on the way – “Come on slowly, there is school ahead!”
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Santa – Brother, why are you leaving a job?
Banta – man, the boss speaks every day – “Work in my place!”
Santa – So?
Banta – Brother, I do not want to be a boss!
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Mother -in -law – daughter -in -law, how is this vegetable made?
Daughter -in -law – with love!
Mother -in -law – then salt is less!
Funny jokes: Listen, do you love me?
