Meghan Markle has been brutally torn apart by a US TV star in a scathing segment, before being told "you're fired". Stand-up comedian Heather McDonald was hosting her Juicy Scoop podcast with Daily Mail reporter Jacques Peterson when they delved into a cheeky segment that imagined what it would be like if Meghan decided to guest star on reality show Vanderpump Rules.

Giving her best impression of Lisa Vanderpump, Heather quipped: "At Vanderpump Rules, we have a very interesting waitress that came. She knows how to do side work like no other, and we go way back since we both come from a small country called England - well, she migrated in. We get along beautifully, chummily."

In her real voice, she mused: "No, oh my God, how amazing would that be? If I was doing a sketch show, that's what I would do right now. I would write a sketch - a parody of Vanderpump Rules, and we have a new waitress and it's Meghan Markle.

"She's making unfunny jokes and doing her side work, rolling her knife and fork and going around and then thirsty Harry tries to come in.

"And Lisa's like, 'I wanna help Harry, I do, but he can't even make a pumptini! I mean, come on!'"

Jacques chimed in: "And she's putting rose petals on the goat's cheese balls."

In her best Vanderpump impression, Heather joked: "The flowers are my thing. I appreciate that Meghan wants to bring her expertise, if you can call it that, but this is my baby and if we can't all get along, someone has got to go. You're fired. You're fired, Meghan!"

Jacques suggested: "Maybe they can do [spin-off show] Vanderpump Villa."

Heather responded: "Welcome to Vanderpump Villa - Marciano, I'd like you to meet who's going to help you make up the beds - Prince Harry!"

Giggling, Jacques said: "I meant they were guests, not making the beds! You've got Meghan scrubbing the toilet."

"Well the first season they come as guests, the second season they're working it," Heather replied.