Some children were burning crackers on the street.
I had just lit a firecracker when I saw my sister-in-law coming from the front.
All the children started shouting,
Bhabhi is a firecracker
Bhabhi is a firecracker
Sister-in-law smiled and said – No, you fools, where is the same thing as before?

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After having dinner in a hotel, four friends got into an argument over paying the bill…
In the end it was decided that the one who would come first after circling the hotel would pay the bill.
The manager blew the whistle, all four ran away…
It's been 10 days, the poor manager is still waiting for his arrival…!

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The teacher was teaching mathematics in the class.
Teacher: Write 55 on the board.
Santa- Sir, how do you write?
Teacher: Write 5 and then write another 5 next to it.
Santa wrote 5 on the board and stopped.
Teacher: Hey, what happened, why did you stop?
Santa- Sir, I don't understand on which side I should write the second 5.

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Sister-in-law: Have you thought what is the difference between loafer and offer?
Brother-in-law: Look sister-in-law, if you ask me to love you, it will be called an offer.
And if I tell you, you will call me a loafer.

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First friend- What are you doing brother?
Second friend- I am eating brother…!
First friend: Alone, alone…?
Second friend – Hey, I am getting taunted by my wife, come you also eat…!

Funny Jokes: Mulla Nasruddin at the greeting card shop