At the request of a best friend…
Pappu climbed the coconut tree to see the college girls and said…
Engineering college girls are not visible
Best friend- Leave your hand, girls from medical college will also be seen.

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Raju to his friend- Do you know when a person is happiest?
Friend- When?
Raju- When the railway gate is closing and before that he should take out his car.
I swear it feels like winning a race in the Olympics.

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Seeing a country girl wearing lungi sitting on a tree, an aunty said…
Why is she sitting there?
Girl-Eat Apple
Woman: But this is a mango tree!
Girl: Oh, aunty, don't be a Chaudharyan.
I have brought apples.

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Master-Pappu, your neighbor's grandfather is not visible these days…?
Pappu- Sir, he has passed away…!
Master- Hey, what happened to him…?
Pappu- He was doing yoga after watching Baba who taught yoga on TV…!
Master- Okay, then…?
Pappu- Baba instructed to take a deep breath in and exhale when I say…
Master- Okay then…?
Pappu- Then suddenly the lights went off and
By the time the lights came on after three hours, grandfather had already passed away…!

Funny Jokes: The word 'impossible' in my dictionary