A girl came in the lift wearing expensive perfume and looking at Pintu said – Cobra perfume, Rs 6000
Another girl also came wearing expensive perfume and she also looked at Pintu and said – Brute perfume is Rs 7000.
suddenly the elevator stopped
Both the girls started staring at Pintu, holding their noses.
Pintu said smilingly – Radish Paratha 15 rupees…..

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Daughter-in-law- I worship every day, I wish one day
May you have darshan of Lord Krishna
Mother-in-law: Become Mirabai and drink poison once.
Then look what about Shri Krishna?
You will see all the Gods…

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After breakup with his girlfriend, the boy went to the temple crying and spoke to God.
Reunite your estranged friend, O Lord!
God said- There is Hanuman temple next door, go there and file an FIR.
He was the one who searched for Mother Sita.

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Chintu- If any mistake happens, do you know what to do?
Mintu- What…?
Chintu- One should sit peacefully and think whose name to use…!

Funny Jokes: One day the child met his father