Teacher: You are very weak in studies. At your age I could solve even more difficult math problems.
Titu- You must have got a good teacher sir, not everyone's luck is so good.
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Santa asked the conductor- How many hours do you stay in the bus?
Conductor-G 24 hours.
Man- How is that?
Conductor: See, I stay in the city bus for 8 hours and for the remaining 16 hours in my wife's bus.
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The girl met with an accident.
Doctor: Your legs are damaged.
Girl: Wouldn't this be correct?
Doctor: No, they will have to be cut.
Girl- Oh! No what will I do now?
Doctor- Be patient. God will make everything alright.
Girl- Hey, I am not worried about him.
Actually, I have just bought new sandals yesterday, and it was written on that shop – “Sold goods will not be refunded”.
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Grandfather – I have a lot of pain in my back.
Just bring Iodex from Sharma ji's house.
Grandma: Hey, he won't give, he is very stingy.
Grandma: Yes, the family is stingy.
Don't know where they will go with so much money?
Will die like this
Do this, take out your own from the cupboard, the pain is too much.
Funny Jokes: A girl wearing expensive perfume