Wife: I can't live without you!
Husband: So okay, I am going out, try and see!

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Boss: Why do you always come late?
Golu: Because the alarm clock also stops ringing in fear!

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Santa: The world changes after marriage!
Banta: Yes brother, earlier a program was made to meet friends, now to bring vegetables!

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Golu: The memory of girls is very fast!
Pappu: Why?
Golu: Even after ten years of marriage, she tells what was said on honeymoon!

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Santa: Brother, how is the life of a married man?
Banta: Like Netflix's free trial – first enjoys the price, then you have to pay the price!